Underware

 Subject: Re: Paging - redundant Mr Swilson
From: swt 
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Organization: Tendrils

dogsnus wrote
> 
> [...]
>
> A handwritten sign at a local BP station bathroom door in 
> Mandeville, at the corner of US59 and Harrison Blvd.:
> 
> Ladies, please do NOT leave your underware lying around the
> bathroom!
>
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